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Dec. 21st, 2012 | 11:25 pm

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put that in your evidence bag and smoke it

Sep. 22nd, 2009 | 11:21 pm

This is my sister tambot's birthday card to me. This is now officially not the worst birthday anymore. It is now the BEST birthday ever. And she is the best sister in all the world over.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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who what where

Apr. 29th, 2009 | 09:28 am

The title was my idea. Also I'm showing a piece... so come by if you're in Austin!

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damn you grackels

Apr. 15th, 2009 | 10:45 am

So Austin has a huge grackel population. Think Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" with its murderous flocks of obnoxious, evil crows. They roost in trees and firebomb cars and people with their crazy, technicolored shit. They poop purple because of the purple berries they eat, and it's... just not okay.

Especially when I woke up early to finish my physics lab report, and just before the end, a grackel perched, unnoticed, above my table at Austin Java...



And took a GIANT PURPLE SHIT right on my lab data measuring the surface tension of various liquids.

Grackels, love you too k thx bye.

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tie a yellow ribbon

Mar. 30th, 2009 | 07:48 pm

Dear Austin Oak Tree Population,

I respect the fact that you are excited about spring and sending your mircospore sperm drifting down everywhere in an orgiastic yellow spring party. But me and my nostrils must regretfully decline your invitation to the spring jam. Please stop your pollinations. Now.

Love,

Me

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